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Post  Gothboy77 on Wed Mar 02, 2011 4:46 am

So, my parents keep all the good snacks in their bedroom, and I can break in easily by 2 means:
1. I use a card and slide it through the seal and slip the door open, easy as pie.
or
2. Go through the other door (which is blocked by a dresser, but I can easily maneuver my way in)

So then they get pissed when they find snacks missing from their room?!
I tell them I just wanted a muffin and a soda, but they get pissed and say their bedroom is their privacy. I then tell them to fuck off.

I propose a solution. DONT keep the snacks in their room, keep them in the fucking kitchen, where most food usually goes.
But no.

"THATS OUR ROOM U HAVE NO BUSINESS IN THERE" My dads gf says'

"Oh but I do, you have snacks in there, and I like snacks." I answer calmly

"TOO BAD THATS OUR ROOM" she bitches

"Sucks to be you, I can get in there anytime I want" I say smoothly

"HONEY GET THIS KID OUTTA MY FACE" She screams to my dad

Mind you, they are both drunk at the time...more her than my dad

"Too bad cuz ima stand right here, what are you gonna do?" I ask

"HOOONNNEEEEYY" She is becoming really bitchy now

"Wow, no reason to be a bitch" I say

"OOOUTT" She screams

"Na, I'm good" I reply

Inside I am laughing my fucking ass off.

Long story short, the snacks are still in there room.
But I can still get in there any time I want afro


What a fucking cunt though, all screamin' an' shit for no reason.
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Post  Guest on Wed Mar 02, 2011 4:50 am

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Post  Mega Bear on Wed Mar 02, 2011 4:51 am

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Post  Killer2 on Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:08 am

Why is it that people spam shit whenever someone posts. God.

Anyways, just put them in the kitchen.
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Post  Mega Bear on Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:09 am

Killer2 wrote:Why is it that people spam shit whenever someone posts. God.

Anyways, just put them in the kitchen.
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Post  Killer2 on Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:18 am

Mega Bear wrote:
Killer2 wrote:Why is it that people spam shit whenever someone posts. God.

Anyways, just put them in the kitchen.
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Post  Gothboy77 on Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:28 am

I would put the snacks in the kitchen, but I don't want to. I want them to put them in the kitchen, thus I will win the war.

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Post  Killer2 on Wed Mar 02, 2011 7:00 am

Gothboy77 wrote:I would put the snacks in the kitchen, but I don't want to. I want them to put them in the kitchen, thus I will win the war.

Take all the snacks then.
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Post  Mega Bear on Wed Mar 02, 2011 8:14 am

Gothboy77 wrote:I would put the snacks in the kitchen, but I don't want to. I want them to put them in the kitchen, thus I will win the war.
Tell them flat-out that you want to eat some of the good foods, and talk with them about the situation. Maybe you can reach a compromise.
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Post  Moonblazer21 on Wed Mar 02, 2011 9:46 am

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh parents. they're such bullshit
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Post  Learn your ABC's with S7 on Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:44 pm

Hide all the snacks somewhere? Outside your house? XD

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Post  Gothboy77 on Thu Mar 03, 2011 6:55 am

Ha, we just got groceries and I stole like 2 bags of jolly rancher fruit chews, and some honey buns Smile

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Post  kooltist on Sun Mar 13, 2011 12:52 pm

Stop being so freaking pissy about it. When she's sober, ask her "Hey, can I get a snack?" when you want one, then after doing that a few times you can ask her to move the snacks into the kitchen, or let you have a portion.

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Post  Cookieman on Tue Aug 09, 2011 10:53 am

Super bump to say this.
MOTHER FUCKING LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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Post  dafrandle on Wed Aug 10, 2011 12:53 am


for bumping
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Post  Cookieman on Wed Aug 10, 2011 4:17 am

I see.
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Post  dafrandle on Wed Aug 10, 2011 5:08 am

quite
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Post  Cookieman on Wed Aug 10, 2011 5:14 am

Scary baby Sad
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Post  Learn your ABC's with S7 on Wed Aug 10, 2011 1:21 pm

Nazi baby troll

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Post  Cookieman on Wed Aug 10, 2011 9:56 pm

S7UFF 1T N003 wrote:Nazi baby troll
Hitler as a baby?
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Post  dafrandle on Thu Aug 11, 2011 2:15 am


(you all saw this coming)
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Post  Cookieman on Thu Aug 11, 2011 4:18 am

Yes we did Very Happy
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